More insight into my twisted everyday life than you ever wanted.

Okay, the goal here, was to take pictures of all of us dressed as awesome, hot, viking or amazon warriors in a melting castle ice sculpture.

Unfortunately, we couldn't get to the ice sculpture, and we ended up looking like cavewomen instead of vikings or amazons.

At least we were hot cavewomen.(Well, technically we were COLD cavewomen, as we spent like 3 hours in the snow wearing short skirts and fake fur...but the fur was pretty warm...)

Following are some GOOD pictures, some weird pictures, some really dorky pictures of me laughing (I never realized I was so hidous when I laughed...I'll try not to do it anymore for your sakes.) and some really ridiculous pictures that were meant to be a story line that we all made up between our fits of laughter.

Yes, the last 6-8 months have been difficult for all of us, and we found that we desperately needed this day of silliness.

So....here goes.

The cast: Katrina (brown) Me (White- which makes me the good guy) and Rachael (black)

A cavegirl walks into a bar...oh! I mean, to the 'wrong side of the tracks'

And suddenly sees another cavegirl (I'm SUPPOSED to shop this so that I'm holding a knife so that I look scary...but alas, I am lazy.)

Cavegirl Katrina is ready to defend her territory!!! (I'm supposed to shop THAT to be a club)

They start out by backing away. Every cavegirl knows that you need some good momentum before a chick fight.

But they nearly colapse in laughter...




before smashing into each other as though they both slipped on banana peels at the same time...except I dont' think they HAD banana peels back then, let alone bananas.
The chick fight is less effective...WAIT! They hear something, HIDE!!!




...in this fort some kid made before we got here....


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! Run away run away!!!! It's bad guy cavegirl Rachael, who is beating our snow house with a flaming stick!!! (Again with the photoshop thing.)

Uh oh! We have to join our forces to save ourselves!!!!!! (Once again, I am supposed to photoshop a giant saber tooth tiger in there..if I ever get around to it I'll let you know. HOwever, I'll let you know right now that I fashioned that awesome bow on the fly with a stick and a piece of leather thong we had lying around. Aren't I sufficient? Really REALLY good to have around in case of a Saber Tooth Tiger attack.)

Poor mean girl cavegirl Rachael died from complications with the Tiger. (Shop: scratch marks)

But WAIT!!! Cavegirl Katrina can save her with Caveman CPR!!!!

And so, it ends, with our heroine cavegirl Brae being sacrificed in place of cavegirl Rachael.

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Okay, now for the really good and decent pictures.

Kay, if I have ANY good physical qualities at ALL (and it's okay to agree that I don't have many- because it's true) I have really excellent legs.

It doesn't matter what Rachael wears, she looks like aristocracy.

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And now, the dorky, funny pictures:

Cavegirl cannibalism. ...I honestly do NOT know what she was doing....

The cavegirl booty quake

a cross between cavegirl vampire and cavegirl Marilyn Monroe...


Rachael looks like she's reciting Shakespeare, but I'm holding a rock that looks a little like an arrow head.

Cavegirl bridal shot.

I know. I'm a dork, and you probably don't know anyone who would do something as ludicrous as this.

Please dont' stop reading my blog because I'm a nerd.