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Why "I am NOT a VOLCANO!"

Why "I am NOT a VOLCANO!"
click the volcano for the due explanation
"In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured." — Gordon B. Hinckley
Exaggeration is the spice of life

Book I am Currently Reading: Peter and The Shadow Thief

Thursday, August 5, 2010


In October of '09, we were driving, and there is a letter T on the mountain where we live for the name of the high school. I was trying to get Mahone to tell me what letter iwas and he was being defiant and would tell me, so Scarlet said "Mom?" and I said "what?" and she said "It's T MAHONE! T! Tuh-tuh-tuh!"
In part of my mom's house, she has old record albums framed and hung on a wall. One is Dan Fogle. And Scarlet thought he was Jesus.
Scarlet told me once that she was going to marry Jesus in the temple.
In November of 2009, Brandon got Scarlet out of bed in the morning and she said "Watch this trick!" and then blew a raspberry and giggled. When we asked her what that was about, she said "It's a funny trick!" She was not yet 2.
March of '10, when I wasn't looking, Scarlet took off her diaper and colored all over her private parts with red marker. I told her "Honey, we don't touch down there." she said "Yeah, but we color there, huh?"
In June of '10, Scarlet was leaning over the pew at church talking to an older lady behind us. She said "What's your name?" the lady said "My name is Wendy!" and Scarlet looked to the older gentleman and said "Is your name Peter Pan?"
In July of '10, I was doing Scarlet's hair and she said "Mommy you're a fairy!" and I said "Why do you say that?" and she said "Because you're putting knots in my hair!"
In September of 2010, we went to my grandparents' anniversary, which was at a park. Scarlet refused to put her shoes on and I couldn't find them. I asked where they were, and she said "I'm saving them for later."
When we found out that our new baby is a boy, we told our children, and then at bedtime, we asked Scarlet what her happy thought was and she said "cute baby girls!" and when we asked what her sad thought was, she said "Baby brothers!!"

"And it came to pass that the man with the yellow hat came, and Jesus cried mightily that George should STOP FEEDING THE ANIMALS..."


"Mommy, hurry and get me a bandaid! My owie is leaking."


Scarlet: Lilly, do you know what "service" is?
Lilly: Yes...
Scarlet: Go put these (shoes) in my room.


Brandon: What part of NO don't you understand?
Scarlet: The "O" part.


I'm the three year oldest girl!!!!!


Scarlet: (while taking care of her baby doll with a doctors kit) My baby is sick.
Me: Awwww. What's the matter?
Scarlet: She's crazy.


Mom, they should call it a uni-HORN, not a uni-CORN. It has one HORN on it's head, not a CORN!!!


(Book of mormon stories) "Elmo was rebellious in his stinking liverty...."

Singing "No Woman No Cry" by Bob Marley- "I remember when we used to the elephant guard at French town."


Mom, I had a bad dream last night- An egg cracked and the yolk was pink instead of yellow and it had a tooth in it. Then I turned my pink piggy pillow pet into a monkey pillow pet instead. But I'm getting braver about it.


Mom, can we go play at Edward Scissorhands' house today?


In Beauty and the beast where the woman takes off her hat and wig and she's actually bald, Scarlet says "Mom, she's wearing dress up hair!"


Mom! Mahone and Lilly are tattling on me!!!


Do you know what a daughter is? It's a girl-son.


Me: Where did you get that glitter?
Scarlet: Oh, it's just fairy dust falling off me as I fly.



Sunkist PTA said...

She might have the best happy and sad thoughts.

Caelestis said...

I love love love this girl. That's my Roo!

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