31 Day Challenge- 2 Bucket LIST (list post), Not Me Monday, and Bucket List

I did NOT let Scarlet run naked save for her purple "Fancy Nancy" panties all day yesterday because it was Sunday and we were staying home.

I did NOT have an allergic reaction to some medication LAST Sunday, and my right eye did not explode into a solid red mass due to burst blood vessels. The most disturbing part is that my BFF and I did NOT go get me all dolled up and then paint me with fake blood so we could take morbid "murder" pictures.

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31 Day Challenge 3: Bucket List

1. Play Abbigail Williams in "The Crucible" on stage.

2. Live in Ireland.

3. Learn to speak Gaelic.

4. Visit nearly ALL of Europe.

5. See Big Ben

6. Take my kids to Disneyworld again.

7. Work at Disney- I'd rather be a princess, but by the time my children grow up and are old enough for me to put in the time, I'll probably more likely be one of the villainesses. That's okay.

8. Play opposite Brandon as Eliza Doolittle in "My Fair Lady"- he would be Higgins.

9. Own a theatre.

10. Buy my almost dream house and fix it up so that it IS my dream house.

11. One day, have everyone home for Christmas. There will be games, jigsaw puzzles and caroling. And LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS!

12. Hike Machu Picchu.

13. Write a Fairy book. (For a sneak peek, visit www.thegossamerjewelbox.blogspot.com )

14. Have my wings featured in Faerie magazine.

15. Sell one of my upcycled sweaters (see www.thegleemansbaby.blogspot.com ) to a famous celebrity.

16. Be financially stable and out of debt.

17. Own that perfect pair of jeans and a gorgeous pair of worn in cowgirl boots- at the same time.

18. Star in an award winning dramatic film, independent or otherwise, and then disappear, leaving everyone wanting more, but hopefully admiring me for my priorities.

19. Make money for doing the hobbies I do anyway.

20. Get a Tattoo. Or 5. (I need to actually write a post about this one.)

21. Become a better photographer...so that any professional can look at it and NOT offer advice.

22. Be exotically and eclectically beautiful as I age.

23. Grow my hair to my waist.

24. Put dreadlocks in my hair.

25. Own a cherry red 1969 Mustang. ~Cargasm~

31 Day Challenge: List Post-Stuff I call my kids.

Lillly

*Lilly Pad

*Lillaputian

*Lilly Padilly

*Silly Lilly

Mahone

*Mahoney Man

*Mahoney Baloney

*Hone

*Dude

*Dude-a-licious

*Sugar Booger

*Moushka man

Scarlet

*Scarleroonie

*Little Red

*Rufus

*Roo

Teague

*Mr. Man

*Curly Fry

*Fuzzy

*Teague-a-licious

*Teaguer

*Teaguer-beeger

*Teaguer-britches

*Boogie bum

ALL

*McNuggets

*Happy Meal

*Mamoushkas

*Mamooks

*Mooks

31 Day Challenge: Elevator Pitch.

Just a heads up, everyone! I'll be participating in the 31 days to a better blog meme over at Mom Blog Society! Please come and join all of our challenges and activities over the next month! It's going to be great, improve our blogs, and be wonderful!

This doesn't mean ALL bets are off, but it DOES mean that I very well might skip some of the memes and activities I normally participate in in favor of the day's Challenge. Savvy?

What is an "Elevator Pitch"?

An "Elevator Pitch" is a concise, thoroughly planned, description of your blog that anyone should be able to understand in the time it would take to ride up an elevator. In other words, and elevator pitch is a way of summarizing your blog.

For example:

You find yourself in an are elevator with Oprah Winfrey, your blog is all about books. You have 60 seconds to summarize your blog, so that Oprah wants to advertise her book of the month club on your blog.

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My blog is a collection of hilarious, real life stories that any mom can relate to. I strive to have my readers nodding, laughing and agreeing as they identify with my daily plights. I like to promote my home based business as well as participate in stimulating memes and writer's prompts. I love to share my hobbies and passions and ridiculous encounters.